THE PANDA BEAR AND THE SNOWMAN 12-28-2016

From time to time I will post items that I think are both funny and interesting. After all, doom and gloom all the time makes Doomer Doug no fun at all. The video link is absolutely hysterical in my opinion!

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-38389380

 

Giant panda in snowman challenge at Toronto Zoo

21 December 2016 Last updated at 13:22 GMT

Keepers built a snowman for giant panda Da Mao to enjoy at Toronto Zoo.

JILL THE WHORE FAILS 11-28-2016

It is now being reported that Jill the Green Party whore has been denied a recount in Pennsylvania. The reason being she missed the deadline to file such a request with a Pennsylvania court. I will tell you all IT IS FINISHED.

Even if Trump loses both Wisconsin, 10 votes, and Michigan, 16 votes, the 20 Electoral College Votes he just got from Pennsylvania put him at 280. The requirement is 270, so Donald Trump is now CONFIRMED as POTUS. The Snowflakes, George Soros and Hellary the Shrew, FAILED IN THEIR ATTEMPT TO OVERTHROW THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE ON NOVEMBER 8TH, 2016.

The link is here.

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/pennsylvania-state-department-says-stein-missed-recount-deadline/article/2608305

Jill Stein has everything she needs to launch a presidential recount. She’s got the cash, the grassroots fervor and the spotlight of an adoring media. But there’s one thing she needs to overturn Trump’s victory: a calendar.

Stein missed Pennsylvania’s deadline to file for a voter-initiated recount. That blown deadline is a huge blow for Democrats who have pinned their hopes on recounts in the Keystone State, Michigan and Wisconsin.

“According to Wanda Murren, spokeswoman for the Pennsylvania Department of State,” the Philadelphia Inquirer reported Monday, “the deadline for a voter-initiated recount was Monday, Nov. 21.”

I have spent some time looking into this Jill the Green Party whore recount farce. A couple of things come to mind for me. The first is Jill the Whore only wanted recounts in the three states Trump won. Jill the Whore didn’t want a recount in New Hampshire, where the margin was 3,000 votes. Jill the Whore didn’t want a recount in Nevada, or Virginia, or Minnesota. Well, you get the idea. The other interesting thing is exactly how she raised the money. The Green Party, with Jill the Whore as their nominee, raised about 3 million over the entire 2016 campaign cycle. Jill the Whore raised a staggering 4 million in about 24 hours online. Um, can anybody say a George Soros, or Hellary the Shrew, account with an auto bot software dispensing money at an hourly rate of $160,000. Gee, ain’t that special.

My further thoughts on the matter are below.

I also thought that Jill the WHORE would run afoul of Pennsylvania’s very strict vote recount protocols.

They are in order.
Standing. Jill Stein is essentially asking for a vote recount, not on her behalf, or the Green Party, but for Hillary Clinton and the Democratic Party. She has no standing to do that.
Deadline. WELL, THE STUPID BITCH MISSED THE DEADLINE WHICH KILLS HER ATTEMPT RIGHT THERE.
Court Appearance. You have to go before a court of law in Pennsylvania to get a recount. THE RECOUNT IS WHEN THE COURT TELLS THE ELECTION BOARD TO DO THE RECOUNT. IT IS NOT LIKE WISCONSIN WHERE JILL WENT BEFORE THE ELECTION BOARD.
Proof of “massive vote fraud.” Again, Jill had to convince the court that there was vote fraud in EACH OF THE 9,000 PLUS INDIVIDUAL DISTRICTS. Further, she had to have three local voters sign a paper saying this was the case. THIS REQUIRES 27,000 INDIVIDUAL VOTERS IN THE 9,000 PLUS DISTRICTS.

The Pennsylvania recount was NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. JILL THE WHORE JUST FRAUDULENTLY RAISED SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS FOR A RECOUNT THAT WAS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. OF COURSE, SHE GOT HER MONEY FROM EITHER GEORGE SOROS OR THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN, BUT THE POINT STANDS.

It will be the same with Michigan which has ALREADY COUNTED THE VOTES TWICE AND CERTIFIED THEM WITH THE SECOND COUNT.

Even assuming she “wins” the recount in Wisconsin Trump will have 20 and 16 which means he will have 296 Electoral votes, with the 10 from Wisconsin to give him 306.

LIBERALS ARE BRAIN DEAD MORONS WITH AN IQ MEASURED IN SINGLE DIGITS.

Sheesh, if there is anything more intellectually challenged than a liberal, Doomer Doug can’t think of it offhand. <G>

The excitement is over. No hair on fire! Jill the Whore gave us some comic relief is all.

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DOGS AND LITTLE KIDS 11-25-2016

Given the level of chaos going on right now, from time to time I like to post things that remind me of exactly how beautiful life can be. Here is a link to a story about little children and very big dogs. I like it a lot and hope you do also.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3971110/It-MUTT-love-Incredible-photo-series-shows-huge-dogs-gently-playing-tiny-toddler-pals.html

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Doomer Doug, a.k.a. Doug McIntosh now has a blog at www.doomerdoug.wordpress.com
My end of the world e book “Day of the Dogs” will soon be available for sale at smashwords. The url is
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/267340 It is also at the following url
http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B007BRLFYU

 

THE FUNNIEST OBITUARY I’VE EVER READ 8-21-2016

It may be we are on the edge of death. It may be the fact it is late August. It may even be that I am increasingly going crazy. Or it may be this obituary really is funnier than hell and I need a laugh. Well, if I need a laugh I thnk my blog readers do also.

http://nypost.com/2016/08/15/this-mans-obituary-might-be-the-funniest-thing-you-read-all-day/

He assures us he is gone

William Ziegler escaped this mortal realm on Friday, July 29, 2016 at the age of 69.

We think he did it on purpose to avoid having to make a decision in the pending presidential election.

He leaves behind four children, five grandchildren, and the potted meat industry, for which he was an unofficial spokesman until dietary restrictions forced him to eat real food.

William volunteered for service in the United States Navy at the ripe old age of 17 and immediately realized he didn’t much enjoy being bossed around. He only stuck it out for one war.

Before his discharge, however, the government exchanged numerous ribbons and medals for various honorable acts.

Upon his return to the City of New Orleans in 1971, thinking it best to keep an eye on him, government officials hired William as a fireman.

After twenty-five years, he suddenly realized that running away from burning buildings made more sense than running toward them. He promptly retired.

Looking back, William stated that there was no better group of morons and mental patients than those he had the privilege of serving with (except Bob, he never liked you, Bob).

Following his wishes, there will not be a service, but wellwishers are encouraged to write a note of farewell on a Schaefer Light beer can and drink it in his honor.

He was never one for sentiment or religiosity, but he wanted you to know that if he owes you a beer, and if you can find him in Heaven, he will gladly allow you to buy him another.

He can likely be found forwarding tasteless internet jokes (check your spam folder, but don’t open these at work). Expect to find an alcoholic dog named Judge passed out at his feet. Unlike previous times, this is not a ploy to avoid creditors or old girlfriends. He assures us that he is gone. He will be greatly missed.

This article originally appeared on News.com.au.

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Doomer Doug, a.k.a. Doug McIntosh now has a blog at www.doomerdoug.wordpress.com
My end of the world e book “Day of the Dogs” will soon be available for sale at smashwords. The url is
https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/267340 It is also at the following url
http://www.amazon.com/-/e/B007BRLFYU